PRINCEiple of the Matter

I know Lizzo's impromptu "performance" was like last week's (or the week before's) news (I was busy)...

But I've been thinking...

Lowkey, I bet the same people screaming 🗣"There were kids there"!--- Are the same people who let their kids watch Adult Swim and have unrestricted access to the interwebs on their little tablets (y'all better check that browser history👀). 😂

Let's be real, while that may not have been the best look for Lizzo in that particular space, America hasn't been "wholesome" since like the 60's. I can't help but reference Prince's "cheeky" trousers (VMA's, circa 1991). Sex is so mainstream now, so what is the real upset? The camera guy LITERALLY turned the camera to her and put her on the jumbotron. I'm going to assume he didn't think it would be such a big deal (and it probably shouldn't be, honestly). We wouldn't even know she had done it if it weren't for him. I haven't heard anyone bash him yet though!

Also, for those who ACT like y'all are so concerned about her hygiene, mind your own pH balance and bacteria levels, PUHLESE. I'm absolutely POSITIVE she is well taken care of, y'all just make sure you don't miss Open Enrollment for your own health insurance policies honey, cause wheeww! 🥴

One of my Facebook friends said that even IF Lizzo was in shape, that outfit / twerk session in said outfit would be inappropriate. So, I asked, "She's not in shape"? To which he replied "No, she's not". So nowwww I'm like ohhhh, yeaaahhh--- now we're reaching trying to cover up the fact that at least 50% of the upset is because "we" don't feel like she has the appropriate physique for such a "stunt". I say this because, I've seen that queen perform and ain't NOTHING out of shape about her! 🗣I said what I said!!! SO, again I ask, why are "we" really mad?

The moral of the story:

Calmez-vous people! 🙄 It makes absolutely no sense to be offended by something that doesn't directly (or even indirectly) affect you! EVERYONE has butt cheeks! I could see if she was shaking her bare breasts or vagina for all to see, but it was (just) her buttocks guys, so why are we freaking out again? 🤷🏾‍♀️ There are so many pressing issues for us to be concerned with. For example, North Korea has a "Christmas Gift" for "us" and I'm thinking this "gift" will (barely) but surely trump Lizzo's juicy bouncing cheeks. 👀